Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Second New Edition
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Saturday, November 27, 2010
In Between Chapters
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Rumble on the River and a Farewell......
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Webberville & Manor
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Tour de Gruene
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Cross Season Begins
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Catching Up
Sunday, August 1, 2010
Fuji SST
Monday, July 12, 2010
You Did What On A Road Bike?
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Just Cause You Can.....
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Urban Assault
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Thursday, June 17, 2010
Fredericksburg Road Race
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
End of an Era
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Fixie Farewell
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Mud, meet Power
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
My Dream
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Next Chapter in Power
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Learning to Say No
Friday, April 23, 2010
Fleche-Wallone & Pinotti
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Spring Classics
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Ronde von Manor/Manda
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Fayetteville Stage Race
Friday, March 19, 2010
TT's and Crits - Love and Hate
Friday, March 12, 2010
Friday - Ode to Jens
1) Jens Voigt doesn't read books, he simply attacks until the books relent and tell him everything he wants to know.
2) Waldo cannot be found because Jens dropped him on a hill training ride...up K2.
3) Jens doesn't spin or mash pedals, he kicks them into submission.
4) Voigt puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
5) If you are a UCI ProTour rider and you Google "Jens Voigt", the only result you get back is, "it's not too late to take up kickball Fred."
6) Jens was a math prodigy in German elementary school, putting "Attack!" in every blank answer space on all his test. It would be the wrong answer for everyone else, but Jens is able to solve any problem by attacking.
7) Jens' testicles are bald because hair doesn't grow on a mixture ot titanium, brass, steel, and cold, hard granite.
8) Jack was nimble, Jack was quick and Jens drove him to quit racing bikes and become an ice dancing commentator on the Lifetime Channel.
9) If Jens Voigt was a country, his principle exports would be pain, agony, and suffering.
10) If Jens Voigt was a planet, he's be the World of Hurt.
11) Jens Voigt doesn't have a shadow because he dropped it repeatedly until it retired, climbing back into the Saxo Bank team car and claiming a stomach ailment.
12) Jens Voigt once challenged Lace to a "Who has more testicles" contest....Jens won with five.
13) When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jens Voigt jumps out and attacks.
14) Jens Voigt believes it's not butter.
15) Jens Voigt can eat just one.
16) The first time man split the atom was when the atom tried to hold Jens Voigt's wheel, but it cracked.
17) Jen Voigt doesn't complain about what suffering does to him. Suffering constantly complains about getting picked on by Jens Voigt.
18) Jens Voigt can start a fire by rubbing to mud puddles together.
19) Guns kill a couple dozen people every day. Jens Voigt kills 150.
20) Jens Voigt nullified the periodic table of the elemnts because he doesn't believe in any element, other than the element of suprise.
21) Jens's tears are so tough that they could cure cancer. Too bad Jens never cries.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Wednesday - Jens Voigt, The Introduction
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Tuesday - Jens Voigt Week
Monday, March 1, 2010
Bike Christmas
In Over My Head
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Disease of More
Sunday, February 7, 2010
New Braunfels Road Race
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Copperas Cove
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
State Champ 3/4 Video
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Monday, January 18, 2010
Mud in my Teeth
Saturday, January 9, 2010
I...am...SPARTUCUS!!!!
Friday, January 8, 2010
It was 25 degrees when I rode into work this morning. I have to give respect to everyone that lives in colder parts of the country or in Europe and races/trains in this weather on a regular basis. It wasn't to bad at first but after about 20 minutes even two pairs of socks and Gore covers couldn't keep my feet warm. Other then my feet I was warm and comfy. The other concern was my bike. The hubs and chain seemed to be threatening to freeze and didn't feel like they were shifting or rolling as well as normal. It made me wonder if the grease used on them had water in it and it was starting to freeze. This was also a little disconcerting. But I made it to work and feel like I won a wrestling match with Mother Nature.
It was fun to challenge myself and do the commute but I'm happy to ride the trainer this weekend. I don't think I have the fortitude to do 2-3 hours in this cold.
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